
Rarely do songs come along that make a timeless mark in the annals of holiday music. Classics like Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” Wham!’s “Last Christmas” and Brenda Lee’s “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree,” are enduring songs shared by millions each year around this festive time. Masters of metal THE SHREDDERZ are likely not one of these. However…for metalheads who need a little more thrashing and bashing to fuel their holiday spirit, look no further.
THE SHREDDERZ, Erasmus “Raz” Von Ripper (vocals), Weezel (guitar), Vincent Barlow (guitar), Nigel Barrymore (bass) and Donny Deckman (drums), have stepped to the stage to offer up a new everlasting classic holiday metal anthem, “I Don’t Remember Christmas,” that’s a gift of riffs for headbangers everywhere.
Commenting on the new seminal, holiday classic bassist Nigel Barrymore says:
“I can’t think of anything worse than anotha xmas song. They make me wanna shove sharp sticks in my ears. But, according to our contract, we had to make one. Well, Me and tha boys figured, why not write a song that we can all relate to and tell the label to piss off at the same time. So we got drunk and accidentally wrote the best xmas song ever…“
There you have it. Get your stocking stuffed and your chestnuts roasted with THE SHREDDERZ’s blistering new song “I Can’t Remember Christmas” just in time for that old bastard Kris Kringle to squeeze his fat ass down the chimney. It might not be Mariah Carey, but haven’t we suffered enough already this year?
Stream “I Can’t Remember Christmas“: https://orcd.co/cantrememberchristmas

THE SHREDDERZ’s new Christmas song follows the release of their mind-blowing debut, self-titled album that was released a few months back. The critically heralded record features an all-star lineup of guest collaborators, including Gary Holt (Slayer, Exodus), Brandon Ellis (Black Dahlia Murder), Alex Skolnick (Testament), Derrick Green (Sepultura), George Lynch (Dokken, Lynch Mob), Dan Lilker (Anthrax, Nuclear Assault), Taina Bergamaschi & Jessica DiFalchi (Crypta), Dave Davidson (Revocation) and Jessica Pimentel (Brujeria), resulting in some of the most insane shredding on one of the wildest metal records to come along in years!
Purchase/Stream “The Shredderz” Album: https://orcd.co/theshredderz
More from “The Shredderz“:
“Destiny Calling” Lyric Video – https://youtu.be/19-_1hnomWE
“Sins Of The Valley” (Feat. Brandon Ellis) Music Video – https://youtu.be/A5PQvgiue_w
“Shredderz” (Feat. Alex Skolnick) Music Video – https://youtu.be/e4YAL6FrTM4
About THE SHREDDERZ:
Following the blood contract with the Devil, THE SHREDDERZ – Raz, Vincent, Weasel, Donny and Nigel along with their manager Lydia – embarked on an epic quest for fame, fortune and multi-dimensional superstardom, all backed by the power of darkness.
THE SHREDDERZ eponymous debut record features a slew guests including Gary Holt (Slayer, Exodus), Derrick Green (Sepultura), George Lynch (Dokken, Lynch Mob), Dan Lilker (Anthrax, Nuclear Assault), Taina Bergamaschi & Jessica DiFalchi (Crypta), Dave Davidson (Revocation), and Jessica Pimentel (Brujeria, Orange is the New Black).
Satanic panic indeed! The band aren’t the only ones selling their souls around the Shredderverse. Local metalhead and all around miscreant Blaise and his two depraved wasteoid buddies Harry and Tommy (AKA Hemorrhoids) also took the left-handed path, making a pact with the Prince of Darkness in exchange for an underground metal zine called ANCIENT SCEPTRES. What they lack in brain cells, they definitely make up in their love for metal. The first issue of the zine is currently being written and should be released soon. Follow their progress and shenanigans now at https://www.youtube.com/@theshredderz.
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