In typical style (!), Los Angeles sleaze rockers STEEL PANTHER have written their own official Steel Panther Christmas Poem:
“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, a huge ass party was raging, with Stachel’s hand up a blouse.
Lexxi was primping in the mirror with care, while watching chicks get naked, not an ass wasn’t bare.
Michael was nestled with an Asian hooker in bed, and Stix danced screaming ‘All but Metal is dead!’
Then all of sudden, all snapped out of their buzz, and Steel Panther arose to ask ‘What the fuck?’
Outside the window, Santa lay high as a kite, no clothing was on him, no sleigh was in sight.
Laying ass up, fucked up out of his mind, he slurred out these words, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a motherucking good night!”
Happy Holidays from us to you Fanthers!”