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America’s Youth Have Been Infected!! GWAR Wraps Up Their Run on The Vans Warped Tour

Posted by tarjavirmakari on August 9, 2017
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New Album “The Blood Of Gods” Set For Release October 20th via Metal Blade Records.

The youth of America have been infected! As the stars of the 2017 Vans Warped Tour, your Lords and Masters have GWAR destroyed and pillaged the country all summer long, as only they could. Warped Tour fans and fellow bands alike were molested, mutilated and left emotionally devastated by GWAR‘s performances from sea to shining sea. The one and only Beefcake the Mighty, “killed” Billy Hamilton the bassist of Silverstein and then took his place in the band, playing the band’s new single “Ghost” – watch HERE.

Just this past weekend as the Warped Tour was wrapping up, The Berserker Blothar took to the stage along with Sawborg Destructo and their slaves to “murder” American Authors singer Zac Barnett. Blothar then took over the vocal duties of their hit song, changing the lyrics to “Last Day of My Life” as the savage attack continued – watch HERE.

Guitarist Pustulus Maximus commented on the end of Warped Tour and what bohabs can expect next from your lords and masters:

“Our summer’s long journey to corrupt the moral turpitude of America’s youth is now complete. Much thanks to the other bands, crew and children with whom we shared blood, sex and violence. Now, on to tell the tale of “The Blood of Gods!“

On October 20th, GWAR will release a new studio album entitled “The Blood of Gods” via Metal Blade Records. “The Blood of Gods” is nothing less than a sacred text chronicling the rise of humanity against their makers, and the massive battle between GWAR and the forces of all that is uptight and wrong with the world. Along the way, the band challenges the sins of their great mistake, from politics, pollution, and organized religion, to fast food, and factory farming. Humans are shown as what they are; a parasitic disease that must be eradicated before they suck the planet dry. Meanwhile, Sleazy P. Martini, the crooked entrepreneur who discovered the Scumdogs, and has always envisioned them as a sort of horrific boy band, finally managed to convince the group to write a hit song called “I’ll Be Your Monster.” If all goes according to plan, it may be just stupid enough to work!

Of course, “The Blood of Gods” is the first GWAR album without the band’s fallen brother, Oderus Urungus. The title of the album refers to the loss of Oderus and the struggles and triumphs that produced the new sound of the band. Born of adversity, “The Blood of Gods” is a sonic scar…a question asked and answered…Death cannot kill GWAR. Nothing can. GWAR LIVES MOTHERFUCKERS!

GWAR are taking a quick break following Warped Tour, then heading back out on the road for an appearance at Chicago’s Riot Fest and a couple of additional headline dates (including an appearance at Land Of Illusion in Middletown, OH. Following those shows, the band will return home to Antarctica to prepare for a never-ending tour in support of “The Blood Of Gods“. More information including dates, venues, and support bands will be made available when GWAR feels like it.

GWAR LIVE:
9/15: Knoxville, TN @ The International
9/16: Middletown, OH @ Land of Illusion (Free Show With Admission To Park)
9/17: Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest

GWAR W/ Stonecutters:
11/2: Louisville, KY @ Mercury Ballroom (Moved From 9/16)

GWAR B-Q Postponed Until 2018, New Album In Progress, First Tour Dates Announced

Posted by tarjavirmakari on February 8, 2017
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GWAR have been quiet lately, but do not fret, the band has good news and bad news…what do you want first? Bad news? We thought so…

It is with both great sorrow, and a twinge of self-satisfied glee (because we love to make you suffer), that we announce the following: The GWAR B-Q has been postponed this year. Yes we know that sucks, but we will make it up with the biggest and baddest GWAR B-Q yet when it returns in 2018.

Why is the GWAR B-Q postponed? Well, this is the good news! The band is working on a new album and a whole new show that will blow your minds faster and harder than a meth addicted hooker blows a paycheck. Also, GWAR are about to take on the craziest year of touring in the band’s recent history, and will be destroying North America literally all year! We are still lining up dates for the year long killing spree, but don’t worry Bohabs, GWAR will be coming to visit all of your little shithole towns, and together, we will Make America Bleed Again! And as a little treat for all you Bohabs, GWAR can confirm their first tour dates set for April. The Scumdogs will hit Reading, PA, Columbus, OH and will headline the Berserker Metal Fest in Detroit, MI. Tickets for all of these shows go on sale this Friday February 10th.

Details about the new album remain sketchy, partly because the band wants to proceed with great secrecy, and partly because they have been very busy playing Pokémon GO. Suffice to say that they are working an album that will change the world as we know it, altering the consciousness of all living things. More details about the recording will be made available “when we fucking want to tell you“, says guitarist Pustulus Maximus. We wait with (mastur) bated breath!!

GWAR Live:
4/13: Reading, PA @ Reverb
4/14: Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
4/15: Detroit, MI @ Berserker Fest VI @ Crofoot Ballroom

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AUGUST BURNS RED And More To Play The Sickest Party Of The Summer – The GWAR B-Q

Posted by tarjavirmakari on June 28, 2016
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The 7th annual GWAR B-Q will be held on August 20th in beautiful Richmond, VA at historic Hadad’s Lake, reports Metal Blade. GWAR will of course be performing a set full of murder and mayhem along with the already stacked lineup which includes Lamb of God, Against Me!, American Nightmare, Eyehategod, and Lagwagon. BUY YOUR TICKETS AT gwarbq.com/tickets!

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At long last, your Lords and Masters have revealed more of their diabolical plans today … Bohabs the world over rejoice because August Burns Red, Murphy’s Law, Occultist, Brain Tentacles (Featuring Dave Witte of Municipal Waste), Eat The Turnbuckle, Mobile Deathcamp (Featuring former Beefcake the Mighty Slave Todd Evans), Sawyer Family, and Death of Rock n Roll (Featuring former Flattus Slave Pete Lee) will join this year’s amazing GWAR B-Q lineup! That’s right, all of these killer bands will risk their lives to perform for GWAR and their horde of fans at the GWAR B-Q! In addition to this huge announcement, GWAR has informed us that there are still special guests yet to be announced… so stay tuned!

Don’t forget about the B4BQ either, which takes place August 19th at The National in Richmond, VA. The B4BQ includes the entire Summer Slaughter Tour lineup including: Cannibal Corpse, Nile, After The Burial, Suffocation, Carnifex, Revocation, Krisiun, Slaughter to Prevail and Ingested.

Tickets for the B4BQ can be purchase HERE and GWAR B-Q can be purchased HERE.

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http://www.gwarjapan.net

GWAR Returns To The A.V. Club “Undercover” Series For The Fourth Time

Posted by tarjavirmakari on October 27, 2015
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For the fourth year in a row (the most by any artist human, Scumdog or otherwise), your masters GWAR returned to The A.V. Club to take part in the A.V. Undercover Series. The A.V. Undercover Series features artists covering other artists’ music. GWAR‘s first offering tackled the Kansas classic, “Carry on Wayward Son” – which was voted favorite performance of the year, to no surprise of GWAR. After a year of celebrating the victory, the group returned to defend the crown with its unique spin on Billy Ocean‘s “Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car.” For their third appearance, the band went New Wave with their version of Pet Shop Boys‘ “West End Girls”, which segued into a re-worked version of Jim Carol‘s “People Who Died”, paying tribute to fallen GWAR members and friends of the band. And of course they won performance of the year again.

This time, the band dug deep into their cassette collection and pulled out Cyndi Lauper’s Greatest Hits. Once they came across “She-Bop” and learned that it was a song about masturbation, which is a habit near and dear to their hearts, they decided this is the song they must play to defend their “Undercover” title for an unprecedented fourth time! So without any more fanfare here it is, the orgasm-inducing GWAR rendition of “She-Bop” with a little surprise at the end: avclub.com

Remember to vote early and often for GWAR because the Scumdogs command you to do so!

After hearing that the A.V. Club was inviting GWAR back for a fourth time, Pustulus (guitars) admits, “I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.”

A.V. Club VP/Editor in Chief Josh Modell had the following to say about GWAR‘s fourth visit: “Every year we hope GWAR will forget where our studio is so that they won’t crush us and the competition. But every year they manage to find us and breathe horrible new life into an old classic. We submit, we submit.”

GWAR are currently in the midst of their 30th anniversary tour as they continue to wreak havoc across North America. The show stops tomorrow in Tempe, AZ and runs through November 28th in Orlando, FL. A complete list of dates can be found below.

GWAR tour dates
w/ Born of Osiris and Battlecross:
10/28 Tempe, AZ – The Marquee
10/29 Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater
10/30 Colorado Springs, CO – The Black Sheep
10/31 Denver, CO – Summit Music Hall
11/02 Urbana, IL – Canopy Club

11/03 Chicago, IL – Concord Music Hall
11/04 Grand Rapids, MI – Orbit Room
11/05 Indianapolis, IN – The Vogue
11/06 Detroit, MI – Harpo’s
11/07 Buffalo, NY – The Town Ballroom
11/08 Cleveland, OH – Agora Theater
11/09 Washington, DC – 9:30 Club
11/11 Norfolk, VA – The Norva
11/12 Philadelphia, PA – Electric Factory
11/13 New Haven, CT – Toad’s Place
11/14 Worcester, MA – The Palladium
11/15 New York, NY – Webster Hall
11/17 Asheville, NC – The Orange Peel
11/18 Nashville, TN – Exit/In
11/19 New Orleans, LA – House of Blues
11/20 Dallas, TX – Gas Monkey Live
11/21 Houston, TX – Houston Whatever Fest
11/22 Austin, TX – Scoot Inn
11/24 Charlotte, NC – Tremont Music Hall
11/25 Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade
11/27 Ft. Lauderdale, FL – Revolution
11/28 Orlando, FL – Venue 578

GWAR online:
http://www.gwar.net
http://www.facebook.com/gwar
https://twitter.com/gwarofficial
http://www.youtube.com/gwar
http://www.gwarbq.com
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https://twitter.com/gwarbq
https://instagram.com/gwarbq/
http://www.gwarjapan.net

GWAR Announces “30 Years Of Total World Domination Tour”

Posted by tarjavirmakari on April 30, 2015
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Thirty years have passed since the Metal Blade roster act GWAR awoke from the prison of their Antarctic slumber in 1985. Since that time, the band has used broadswords and guitars to shape the music and culture of mankind. 30 years later, the world sucks more than it ever has, and humans have GWAR to thank! Three decades of bloodlust, throttling the life from humanity, and perverting the human imagination have left no doubt that GWAR rules supreme!

What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a spectacular victory lap bringing death and depravity to cities across America? GWAR‘s “30 Years of Total Domination Tour” is a celebration of unimaginable torment. Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence – the Internet! That’s right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet’s ass; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while “taking 5″ from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages.

“I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming! Where is Baltimore?“

Support on the tour will come from Butcher Babies and Battlecross. The tour kicks off August 25th in Millvale, PA and wraps up September 18th in Rochester, NY. Tickets go on sale this Friday May 1st for all shows!

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Tour w/ Butcher Babies, Battlecross
08/25: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater – Tickets
08/27: Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’s – Tickets
08/28: Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater – Tickets
08/30: Lawrence, KS @ Granada – Tickets
08/31: Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom – Tickets
09/01: San Antonio, TX @ Kapones – Tickets
09/02: Baton Rouge, LA @ Varsity Theater – Tickets
09/03: Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen – Tickets
09/04: Birmingham, AL @ Iron City – Tickets
09/05: New Albany, IN @ Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest – Tickets
09/06: Winston-Salem, NC @ Ziggys – Tickets
09/08: Wilmington, NC @ Ziggys By the Sea – Tickets
09/09: Jacksonville, FL @ Freebird Live – Tickets
09/10: Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29 – Tickets
09/11: Sauget, IL @ Pop’s – Tickets
09/14: Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance – Tickets
09/15: So. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground – Tickets
09/16: Reading, PA @ Reverb – Tickets
09/17: Huntington, NY @ The Paramount – Tickets
09/18: Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall – Tickets

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For more info visit:
http://www.gwar.net
http://www.facebook.com/gwar
https://twitter.com/gwarofficial
http://www.youtube.com/gwar
http://www.gwarbq.com
https://www.facebook.com/gwarbq
https://twitter.com/gwarbq
https://instagram.com/gwarbq
http://www.gwarjapan.net

GWAR B-Q 2015 Set For Saturday August 15th 2015

Posted by tarjavirmakari on March 26, 2015
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“Come celebrate GWAR‘s 30th year of conquest on this fucking shit-hole planet at the most ear-bursting, bone-crushing, mouth-watering, belly-bursting, beer-guzzling, nut-bustingest party of this or any summer!”, issues Metal Blade.

The date is set for the 6th Annual GWAR B-Q: Saturday, August 15 at Hadad’s Lake (7900 Osborne Turnpike Richmond, VA 23231).

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This amazing milestone in GWAR‘s torrid history – 30 fucking years! – demands more than just a one-day party. The Scumdogs have set forth a slew of satellite events to be held across Richmond over the three-day weekend of August 14th through 16th. GWAR fans will be busier and more fulfilled than during any time in their miserable existence!

Today, the official commercial for this year’s GWAR B-Q has been released. It can be found here:

Watch it, worship your lords and masters GWAR, share it, then watch it again!

In other GWAR news, your Lords and Masters will be travelling back in time to commemorate the 20th Anniversary of the film Empire Records, in which they had a starring role. GWAR will make an appearance during the anniversary Celebration in Brooklyn, NY April 8th – 10th. More details on GWAR‘s invasion of Brooklyn, NY can be seen HERE.

Finally March 23rd marked a sad anniversary in the GWAR family, as it was the one year anniversary of founding member Dave Brockie’s (Oderus Urungus) final journey to Valhalla. We celebrate him on this day as we celebrate and worship him every day. Hail Oderus!

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